I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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