What did we do last night that was yellow?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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