Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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