He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Houston, we have a blender
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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