even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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