Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He did a backflip because drugs
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