It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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