No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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