Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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