i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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