That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she looked like the before picture.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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