Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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