People in love make me want to vomit
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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