we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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