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Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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