bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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