GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
