I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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