No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Everyone says I win the strip club
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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