apparently the secret to your success is patron
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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