do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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