ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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