Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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