Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had to coat check the pizza.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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