I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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