Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm too high and old for this...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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