I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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