You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Randomize
