I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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