Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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