he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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