Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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