Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
