I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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