she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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