My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
