We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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