yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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