I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Randomize
