So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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