big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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