I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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