We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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