I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Randomize
