she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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