So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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