so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Pants are for mortals
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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