You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You smell like stripper and shame
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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