My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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