New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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