i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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