i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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