About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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