Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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