i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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