it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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