I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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