adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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