you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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